I AM THE WORLD'S BEST PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR!
And if you don't agree with that then you can go away.
Hi, my name is David Cecil Babcock and I can see/speak to ghosts. Freaked out? Don't worry because most newbies to the world of 'cock usually are. But there's no need to be scared because I will keep you safe in my big arms.
I am very famous; featuring on Iain Lee's AWARD-WINNING radio show regularly, as well as hosting my own podcast with famous people on it. I'm yet to win any awards for that.
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Thank you. And thank YOU